MERRY XMAS!

TO THE TUNE "WALKING IN A WINTER WONDERLAND"

Therapist schedule extra,

To-do lists really vex ya;

But what's to be done?

He's God's only son—

Christmas is a yearly funky time.

Store decor gets a fix-up,

And what's more, now St. Nick's up.

Bright colored lights

With neon now fights—

Christmas is a yearly funky time.

Fraternizing at an office party:

Who said what to whom and who found out?

Satirizing that same office party—

Until our senior colleagues come about.

Later on, lounging boozy,

We'll be drawn to crack a doozy,

Our addled minds fray,

Our hearts want to say,

Christmas is a yearly funky time.